does this work, can myspace ruin relationships?

my space with its viral aspect… t-shirts; “myspace ruined my relationship”… is this happening? in twenty years will we have mental myspace whereby we can trot about all day deaking with what songs we want to force on our peers and sending instant messages… all without any unnecessary hardware… steven colbert mentioned a chip to tax sex acts, implanted in the necessary area, when two come in contact, proximity: an upload to the IRS… doesnt bush get that the japanese prime minister is a hippie?